Hello OV fans one and all -
Here we are with an updated website. Infinite thanks to Scott Carver for dumbing down the process so even a three-year-old – or an editor-in-chief with the computer skills of a three-year-old – can update it. If you haven’t had a chance to check out our latest issue, do it now.
I said DO IT!
In other news, I am changing things up a bit by allowing all our contributors free access to the blog, thus allowing them to release their need for outside communication without actually unchaining them from the OV desk. So far it has resulted in some interesting posts and I hope to see the ranting and randomness continue.
Finally, look for Issue 2 on stands sometime in early February. In general, we’ll be taking a look at the state of sex, drugs and rock n’ roll in the great new year of 2008, with an interview with the Black Lips (who will be playing at the WOW Hall February 6), an all-new sex advice column, and an exposé on a popular, legal hallucinogen that is about to become the latest victim of the War on Drugs.
Thanks for reading and check back here for further updates (I promise).
Tuula
I remember why I hated this place.
Yesterday afternoon I got back from class, and it was about twenty-five or six to four. I had invited some people over for spaghetti, so I had to get going on putting together a pasta sauce.
I spun the spice rack around to grab what I needed — parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme — then raided the fridge for the sauce base and necessary veggies. A little preparation, and the sauce was on. I just had to let it be.
At that point my friend Simon from Queens walked in. He prides himself on his knowledge of nature and the outdoors, and so he inspected my spice repertoire. “Oh, thyme,” Simon said, dangling a conversation. “You know, there are about 350 species of thyme. Which is this?”
“Does anybody really know what thyme it is?” I asked. “Does anybody really care about thyme?”
“It’s just that I’ve been searching so long to find an answer,” he responded.
“Well, you’re the only living boy in New York who would even care,” I said. “But if you’re that curious, here, just take a baggie of it. As it is, I’ve got too much thyme on my hands anyway.”
That seemed to appease Simon, and then he finally shut up. But as the sauce simmered, it began to smell very appetizing, and he kept glancing over at me as the mixture bubbled. I knew he wanted to try it, so I took care of the issue once and for all so I could have my peace of mind.
“Just cool the engines, Simon. I think it’s going to be a long, long time.”
“Hey, take it easy,” he said, and he dipped a spoon into the pot to sample a bit of the tomato sauce.
I sighed, and reached into the fridge for the spiked egg nog. Whatever gets you through the night.
